HV, I need the wipes!

Today we went to church. When we're out and about, I often just leave HG in her panties, not putting on a pull up. I figure if she pees on me, then she pees on me. Today, however, I put a pull up on her because I wasn't sure if the church had a restroom, etc. So, as the service begins, she tells me she needs to go "tee tee." I tell her in a minute. We do this alot and so I didn't think anything of it. She then backs up to me, sticking her rear at me. She this often when this happens.

She doesn't know how to pull her panties or her pull up out of her crack. So, I'm thinking that's the problem. I put my my finger under her skirt to get her pull up out of her crack, only that's not the problem. She was trying to tell me something else, I suppose. I look at HV and say "I need a wipe please." She looks and says "Mom, we don't have any wipes in this bag." Great. "I need a tissue or the toilet paper roll--something! Now!" So, she gets the portable roll of Charmin. I clean my finger off the best I can. Lovely, huh? As we're leaving church, I notice a brown smudge on the bottom part of my dress. Again, lovely. I've washed my hands thoroughly MANY times since then, but I can still smell it. Yuck! Oh the joys of parenthood!